Friday Fun - What if Twitter had REAL shopping?

Ok - so this whole post is meant as pure fantasy. Though, in reality, it is a viable question given the amount of traffic Twitter generates and their focus on driving REVENUE on their platform. What is Twitter had a REAL shopping platform? Where they earned REVENUE based on sales?

So, nobody asked me my opinion - but, that's the point of this post. Perhaps the brains over there are already on to this - I wouldn't doubt it.

The approach here would be to take advantage of their already existing addressing protocol (search.twitter.com, api.twitter.com, etc.) and launch a shopping area at http://shop.twitter.com.  Something like this perhaps?

Ok - just a snapshot, but you get the point and you can hopefully see the appeal. Twitter's already working with partners to get them to sponsor tweets and put these unique ads into your streams. Well, this isn't so much of a shift as it is a further exploration of many of these relationships.

Dell is arguably the most successful retail seller on Twitter. In order to do this, Dell has multiple channels set up to sell all throughout Twitter. But, they are dependent on people following their Twitter handles. Shift to this strategy and Dell can now push specific products and/or specials through the Deal of the Day that is no longer subject to people following their unique Twitter handles.

Example:  Twitter user (me - @jpomie) visits http://shop.twitter.com and sees a GREAT deal on a Samsung television.  It is absolutely great - I can tweet it right there into my stream.  Right there, the shopping platform extends its reach and it can potentially be retweeted by many people who may find the deal useful.

Now, take it a step farther and allow Twitter users to input keywords, brands, etc. that they would like to know about into the Shop settings area and their stream will then populate with anything relevant at set time parameters.  Or, they can just ask to have the Deal of the Day inserted into their stream on a regular basis. Again, allowing these brands to extend their reach and also be subject to retweets.  Something like this perhaps?

It would be great to see something like this (if I sign up for it to be sure - not the spam approach) as it makes the stream not just about 140 characters - whitty comments or not :)

If you look at the above example of http://shop.twitter.com, you can see this can adapt to a lot of scenarios. The Gap promotion through Groupon was highly successful in terms of the amount of the discount certificates sold. Why could this be accomplished here in the same manner? It could be independent or in collaboration with any of these players. Just imagine the viral capacity of the Twitter ecosystem . .

Additionally, Twitter could really provide some focus on non-profit organizations. They already are working to sell Fledgling Wine to donate money to wipe out literacy in poor countries. This would seem like a great platform to push this message out on and achieve success for these types of organizations. There are MANY approaches that can be taken with this type of shopping platform.

The transactions and subsequent payment for these products are really exciting to think about because there's so much there to tap into as part of this platform approach. Just from the payment side as an example - a Twitter user could sign up for automated payments through the Shop in the settings and would only need to hit Buy and the entire transaction is complete (One Tweet Pay!) - all done behind the scenes.  And, that exciting feature could be extended outside of their environment and would make for a very appealing payment mechanism.  

Ok - I've had my fun and now it is time to return to my regularly scheduled programming. I hope you enjoyed this episode of Friday Fun - What if Twitter had REAL shopping? 

Cheers!

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Vacuum or Modern Day Torture Device?

The title is supposed to be on the humorous side, but in reality my vacuum turned out to be quite a violent machine.  It is aptly named The Dyson Animal.

Just look at it - it is essentially an Evil Transformer come to life!

So, why is it a Modern Day Torture Device?  Well, I found out the hard way.  I decided to do a little clean up this weekend around the house and grabbed the 'vacuum'.  I was barefoot (big key to the story) and began my work in the bedrooms.  

As I was finishing up one of the bedrooms, I lifted the 'vacuum' from a landing down a step to the main carpet.  When I did so, the head of the 'vacuum' - still running full speed - dropped down and for some reason (who know why?), I stepped into it.  OUCH!!!!!!

This is where the machine turned into a Moder Day Torture Device.  It snapped my index toe!  Not just a little "Ow, that hurt!" - it snapped the toe - purple and black and now walking with a limp.

So, a bit of advice for those who may possess this type of 'vacuum':
1.  DO NOT use it while barefoot - this is my fault.
2.  If you ever need to get someone to talk, simply remove the shoe, turn on this machine insert toes.  They'll be singing any tune you want.

Now, please excuse me while I go get some ice. 

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Arizona - You've officially lost your mind - aka, AZ legalizes carrying concealed gun without a permit

Just your typical Saturday morning at my house.  Drinking coffee, letting the little one run around and have fun and taking some time to catch up on news.  So, no sooner had I settled into my couch when I read that Arizona's governor, Jan Brewer, signed into law a bill that legalizes carrying a concealed gun without a permit.  It goes without saying that I spilled my coffee.

What the Are you kidding me?  

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I should note that I am a gun rights supporter.  I own several legal weapons - both handguns & rifles.  I grew up in a household where the ATF was a regular visitor due to my step father being a machine gun dealer.  I was raised in Michigan to hunt each year and was trained early on by my grandfather how to shoot a weapon.  I am a member of the American Rifle Association.  And, to top it all off, I lived in Arizona for 19 years - just having moved to CA in mid 2009 for many reasons.

So, after reading my disclosure, there have to be a few people saying, "Heck, you should be happy since you're a big gun nut!".  

Nope, that's not the case.  And, here are 3 reasons why.

1.  Guns require training - PERIOD.  I grew up in a middle class household in Michigan where we spent our fall and winter months hunting deer, quail, rabbits - heck, you name it.  As a child, I would watch the older men head out and return later in the day - always hoping for the day that my grandfather would take me with him.  Well, that day came and I went into the woods and took my first shot - and, it scared the hell out of me.  Suddenly, it didn't seem so fun and I was pretty sure I didn't want anything to do with it given the sound and the entire experience.

But, I stuck with it and later attended an Eddie Eagle (American Rifle Association's mascot) gun training class for kids (do these exist any longer?) where I learn all about gun safety.  This wasn't just a one day or one week class.  And, we didn't even handle weapons - this was all about classroom work and learning about how to respect the guns and the people around you.

So, flash forward a number of years, I found myself under the guidance of my stepfather who was a Sheriff and licensed machine gun dealer.  This was another level of training that I had to go through.  And, years later, as I qualified in police training scenarios (LONG TIME AGO - now, I'm a certified TECH GEEK) this training was instrumental in my handling of these dangerous instruments.

I cannot say enough about how important it is to have training.  To just say that someone is 21 years old and that by this measurement, they are qualified to possess a weapon and now conceal it and carry it anywhere it beyond disturbing.

2.  Arizona's economy = CRAP.  Ok, this is one that has me baffled - I just left the state in mid 2009 because I watch the economy chew up businesses, houses and so many things that were in my life.  It was tough to go through and after a recent visit it was very evident that AZ is still burdened by a terrible economy.  

So, what do they do?  With the stroke of a pen, they eliminate an entire business segment - the personnel and businesses that trained people to be qualified to carry a concealed weapon.  An AP article noted that 154,000 people obtained their legal 'concealed weapons' permit by attending classes and training.  These classes (based on my memory) were about $250 - $400 based on where you attended.  So, based on the low end, this brought in $38,500,000 into the AZ economy over time.  

Let me get this straight.  Arizona, whose economy status comes in a close second to Detroit, thought that now was the time to stand up for the 2nd amendment.  And, in doing so, they eliminated millions in revenue to businesses within the state and put untold numbers of people out of work.  Call me crazy, but this doesn't sound like a smart move.  What's the backup plan?  Tax new bullet purchases by 200% since people are SURE to run out now to buy guns?

3.  Law Enforcement Personnel = This makes their job X times more difficult.  Let's be upfront - the police have never had it easy.  Each time they go out on a call and/or pull over a car, there's always a chance they may have to pull their weapon.  Well, this new law certainly doesn't make their lives any easier.

So, not only does the police officer have to worry about each scenario that they are confronted with - now, they have to wonder if each person they confront MAY be carrying a weapon.  Now, that may be a bit dramatic, but now that there's no crime associated with carrying a gun (provided your not a felon), this exponentially makes their lives much more difficult.

And, that just what the police need Arizona - a much more difficult time doing their job.

Ok, that's my rant - I feel somewhat better that I got this off my chest.  I'm sure a lot of people will have similar and contrary feelings - but, you would be hard pressed to counter these 3 points in a manner that could change my mind.

And, before somebody brings it up, I am quite aware that felons cannot own weapons and that background checks are still done when you buy a handgun.  But, I would caution that stance.  Just because your 21+ years of age and have a clean record DOES NOT MEAN you are qualified to carry a concealed weapon - 2nd amendment or not.

I'm signing off - and very happy that I'm no longer in Arizona.

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The iPad - a skeptic's view after 6 days

Let me start off this review by saying that I was a big skeptic of the iPad on the day it was announced and even wrote that it had no place in my life.

I sat and watched the momentum build in the following weeks and, simply put, caved in and decided to jump on the 'early adopter' train.  I easily justified it as I currently am building a very exciting (my opinion) payment application and I felt it would be good to understand the potential of the new screen real estate.  Yep, that's how I talked myself into it.

Last Saturday arrived and I found myself in the vicinity of the Stoneridge Mall where there was an Apple store.  I parked the car and walked in - fully expecting to see a massive line.  But, there were only about 5 people in line.  Fifteen minutes later, I was back in my vehicle and driving home so I could it all set up.

So, its been 6 days.  Am I still a skeptic? Am I ready to take it back because its not a laptop?  Absolutely NOT!

I believe that Jason Calacanis has written one of the best reviews about the device itself - http://www.ipad-answers.com/ipad-reviews/my-48-point-ipad-review-after-72-hours  So, I am going to focus on why it works for me and, ultimately, why I was so wrong.

To begin, the iPad is what you make of it and it has a lot of potential.  

Here's where its made a difference in my household.
Reading - I cannot say enough good things about how I love the screen real estate when it comes to reading.  I have used 3 book applications and have found my favorite to be the Kindle application.  I've found myself reading regularly at the end of each day since I've bought it.  I have wanted to read so many books, but frankly haven't wanted to buy the Kindle itself and I didn't want to buy the paper books (hate storing them afterwards).  This is just the perfect marriage of functionality and readability for me.  And, my wife is constantly using it to read when I'm not. 

Personal Note:  The iPad can cause internal household disputes :)

Interactivity - This one is a personal finding.  But, there's just a difference having the iPad around in the Living room or outside vs. a laptop.  Sure, its just perception, but if someone has a laptop it feels like they're not paying attention.  This device is so unobtrusive that it just blends in and doesn't interfere in social situations, etc.  Also, with my daughter, its a constant source of funny videos for her - a big plus here is that she's not tapping on a keyboard like she would if I sat her in front of the desktop or laptop.  She's young so she likes to touch everything - the screen, keyboard, mouse - you name it.  With the iPad, she is welcome to touch the screen and she really gets the functionality even at her young age.

The Ultimate Tool  - This may not apply to a lot of people, so I'll just say that if I find the device to be very full featured if you set it up.  Yesterday, I took my daughter to a class and while I was there, I was on the iPad remotely connecting to my home desktop.  I was able to send emails, adjust documents and more - all from this remote location with Wi-Fi.  In just a few days, I've set up remote hosting access (Rackspace), remote file access (Box.net), remote desktop & laptop access (Teamviewer) and a few other items that truly allow me to feel connected all through this little 9+ inch, flat device.  I need this kind of regular interaction, so to me, its almost too good to be true.

Battery - This is a rehash of so many reviews, but it would be a disservice not to mention how incredible the battery is in the iPad.  I've been on the same charge for 2 days with regular usage and I'm still at the 45% battery range.  And, that's with Pandora playing on a fairly regular basis.

I am a big fan of the iPad.  For me, its a game and life changer.  But, that being said, I have told several people I know to hold off and not to jump in yet.  Simply because I know that they are not avid computer users and I think the cost is prohibitive for just general, everyday use.  I think Jason's article (http://www.ipad-answers.com/ipad-reviews/my-48-point-ipad-review-after-72-hours) really does a good job of outlining who should and should not buy this device.

So, it has been 6 days and I can say, without hesitation, that the iPad has already had a profound effect on how I work and live.  That may seem like a dramatic statement, but its true.

I can only imagine what the next 6 days will bring . . .

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Friday Question - Where do I get all of my energy? Answer is . . .

Question I am constantly asked:  Where do I get all my energy?

Answer:  Simple, I have a built in battery (see black dot - actual size = a bit bigger than a golf ball)

I only hope that it last longer than a standard iPod battery!!!

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Tethering + Ad-Hoc Network = Geek Moment

Well, I did it - didn't think I could do it, but with some innovation and calm, I was able to create my own mobile ad-hoc network that allows for other devices around me to gain wireless Internet.

How did I do it?  Well, I'm more than happy to say, but to err on the side of not wanting to get in trouble with any specific carriers, I'll just keep it to this for the moment.

Laptop tethered to mobile phone in a non-jailbreak/non-root manner with a 'unnamed carrier' - result = wireless Internet anywhere.  Yeah!

Then, adjust settings of Internet connection to allow for any other users to access same Internet connection - this is a few steps, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Form ad-hoc network and then connect host computer to it - just a couple steps.

Then, taken device that uses WiFi (in my case an Ipod Touch) and locate new network.  Mine popped up right away.  Connect up.

Now, feel free to access WiFi from ad-hoc network that originates from mobile phone.  Yeah!  

My own portable wireless network with no equipment needed. 

And, best of all - ITS FAST!

Ok, Geek Moment over - just had to shout about it a bit.

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Want! - Necker Nymph

Perfect for guys like me who can't scuba dive any more.  Goes down to 130 feet - just imagine how cool that would be.

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iPad = iDontGetIt

Ok, so I bought into the hype and found myself wondering what the new release by Apple could possibly be. I read through the rumors and stories about how it was a game changer and that our lives would be profoundly affected by its very existence.

Earlier today I listened in on the iPad introduction and watched along on Engadget to view the play by play of the actual screens.

I guess my thoughts after some time to let it soak in are best expressed by this screen shot:
(courtesy of engadget.com)

Listen, I love gadgets and technology.  But, I have the following:
Droid phone - Verizon
iPod Touch - for running Apps
Laptop - for work on the go
Workstation - work

Please tell me where the iPad fits in and what it replaces.  ?  You can't.  

It can't make calls so it doesn't replace my phone.  It can't run all of the programs from my laptop and/or workstation that I use daily to do my work.

Oh, it runs apps and now you can read books on it.  Hmmmm.  Oh, and it yet another monthly fee to add to the already growing list of fees that revolve around people in the tech world.  Adding insult to injury is that the monthly fee is paid in exchange for service from AT & T.  Jesus - why not just have Cat 5 running to it - may work better in some areas.

So, near as I can tell, it replaces the books I read during the course of my life.  But, call me old fashioned - I look at enough screens all day long and appreciate the feel of a paperback and laying on the couch.  Besides, that a hell of an expensive book . . . display machine.

So, iPad = iDontGetIt.  

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A week without a wife - Report / Day 2, 3 & 4

Tuesday - January, 14, 2010

Project - Week without a wife
Status: Day 2, 3 & 4 complete 

 

Summary:   This project and subsequent report are the result of my wife's 'spur of the moment' (work related - planned in advance), throw caution to the wind (didn't want to be gone this long) trip to Boston for drinks, food and all around fun (work).  As a result, I find myself a temporary single dad who is balancing the responsibilities of the house, work (I work from home) and my daughter.  

Report - Day 4:  Hello.  Well, its day 4 and I'm alive and, according to the nice policeman that just left our house, still living with NOT having been 'officially' arrested ever in my adult life.  The last few days have been a blur.  The kind of blur that can only be compared to a trip down to Tijuana with that sketchy guy who just moved in next door and he asks if you smoke and then you realize what he means while you're driving down the highway.  Only to wake up in the car on the way back home with a tattoo that on your arm that says 'Kill em' all, let God sort them out!', a black eye, two different shoes on (neither one of them yours to start with) and a foggy memory of a girl named Rosita.  I'm just saying - its not like I did this (Summer 1995).  Jake, if you're reading this - Good Times!  But, please respect the restraining order :)

My Day 1 report was very popular.  And, as it turns out, there are many of you who were concerned for me even though I stressed at the end that I was JUST fine.  While my attorney has expressed strong opinions on whether or not I should talk about Days 2 & 3, I'll just say that I appreciate the person who thought it was wise to refer "Wild Selective Smervices" over to my house (obviously not the real agency - changed to protect its identity).  Yes, I'm sure you thought you were being helpful dear stranger (Mom), but it turns out that my explanation that we were JUST fine turned out to be true.

UNFORTUNATELY, Day 2 turned into Day 3 because the 'mystery' agency happened to stop by during bath time.  My bath time.  And, without getting too graphic, I like to air dry.  And, so I ask you (and had to explain this to them), is it my fault that we have a glass front door?  NO, it is not - we're renting.  But, as I said when we moved in, glass be damned, I'm helping the environment (really, I promise).

So, the nice people who stopped by with Officer Johnson left us and boy have we had a great time since then.  We went for a walk this afternoon.  Strangely enough, our neighbors didn't say hello and one lady made a strange, yet hurtful, jesture in our direction.  Well, I can't help if we disturbed their peaceful little neighborhood.  We live here too!

I'm rambling, but suffice it to say, we're doing well.  Still alive and kicking and our food situation was greatly helped by all the nice people who were at the house during Days 2 & 3.  I suspect we may have enough leftovers for Days 5 & 6 if we play our cards right.

Ok, its bath time.  NOT mine!!!  Put the phones down - its time to bathe the human tornado.  Again, thank you for your concern and support :)

Disclaimer:  Days 2 & 3 were not spent with a certain state agency - at least that's the story I'm sticking to :)  Cheers to all.

 

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